Posts Tagged ‘Kevin Garnett’

While The Battered Fan has been a little more basketball-centric than I anticipated, I feel it has been in line with what is taking place in the actual sports world. Football coverage is on the back burner just waiting to explode, Hockey is still being hidden from America on NBC Sports Network, Soccer is taking a quick breather so every other site can cover the racism of the Euro 2012, the Olympics are still 7 weeks away, and regular season baseball is still regular season baseball. So basketball it is…

  • Last evening’s Western Conference Finals game between the San Antonio Spurs and Oklahoma City Thunder was ridiculous. What looked to be a blow out midway through the first half, quickly turned into the best game of NBA basketball I have watched in at last ten years. Congrats to the Thunder!
  • There are few people I dislike more in the world (without ever meeting them) than Kris Kardashian, but NBA referee Joey Crawford may be on that short list. Is there anything more annoying than Crawford officiating a game, convinced that at least half the viewing audience is there to watch him? News Flash: we are not here for you, Joey. Never have been. Never will be. The technical he called on Stephen Jackson was gross… 15,000 fans talking relentless shit all game, and Jackson yells back after hitting a big 3-pointer and gets punished? ‘Come on!‘  How does the NBA let Crawford, the same referee who once kicked Tim Duncan out of the game for laughing as well as the proud owner of the single most baffling call in NBA Playoffs history, officiate some of the season’s most meaningful games? Is the current state of officiating that bad, or does David Stern just love messing with fans? ‘Cripes’!!!

  • Twitter is the single greatest thing to accompany sports viewership since Bill Walton. To be able to bring an entire nation of sports fans together in real time to discuss, debate, and critique, is a platform in which Twitter is unmatched. Oh, and this reminds me… Twitter is capable of anything. Last night, just seconds after Russell Westbrook took a hard fall and seemed to have injured his hand, TNT did an inexplicably long five-second close-up of Westbrook grabbing his man parts. Stunned to see an excessive close-up of such self-groping, I naturally asked the Twitter universe to make a quick GIF to verify what had just blinded my eyes. Within minutes, Kevin C (@lot13Photo) did one better. He quickly spliced a video of the clip and sent it my way. Just like the NBA, technology is AMAAAAAAAZING.
  • Speaking of Westbrook, why does he insist on shooting awful shots down the stretch of every close Thunder game? Does he somehow forget that 6’11” Kevin Durant, the NBA scoring champion for three consecutive seasons, is wearing the same uniform? Every time Westbrook takes one of his patented, head-scratching shots with 16+ seconds left on the shot clock, it makes me think about the Saturday Night Live Chippendale skit with Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley – only in this case, Durant is Swayze and Westbrook is Farley. Despite the fact Westbrook is clearly not at the same level of Durant, he will do everything in his power to make sure he gets noticed…
  • Poor Seattle. Next time any of you have a Starbucks, be sure to pour a little out for our dead homey. One can only imagine the torn emotions former-Supersonics fans must have felt while watching the Thunder and their ridiculously rowdy fan base win the Western Conference Finals. Hey Seattle, it’s your own fault. If you really loved them so much, you would have provided new owner Clay Bennett a reason to stay… you didn’t. And guess what? Having to watch the Thunder in the NBA Finals isn’t going to be a ‘one-time’ occurrence – this young, talented Thunder team is only going to get better and better, and win more and more. Enjoy the Sounders…

(AP via KomoNews)

  • Can’t wait for this evening’s Miami Heat vs. Boston Celtics game. There are just so many storylines to follow, regardless how it plays out, there will be plenty to talk about. Quick thought: Everybody seems to be really surprised over how easily Boston is scoring against Miami. Should it really that shocking? Miami has been playing huge minutes with the 6’7” Udonis Haslem against the 7’0” Kevin Garnett. While Chris Bosh has never been an all-world defender, his absence is notable given that his larger frame would be much more effective against Garnett’s superior length. If nothing else, Bosh’s presence would likely alter more shots, limit the offensive rebounds, and prevent the amount of tap-backs Boston has gotten this series.
  • Lastly, not sure if you saw this quote from Boston Mayor Thomas Menino, but it was pretty classic. When asked about the Celtics, he responded, “There’s a lot of heart in this team, let me just tell you. KJ is great, but Hondo is really the inspiration. Hondo drives that team.” You sure told us, Mayor… I feel like  Mayor Menino would do well interviewing in a tuxedo – is it Pan or Pamm?
  • That’s that.

It’s about time, LeBron.

Last night, for the first time ever, I finally saw the LeBron that I’ve always wanted to see. With 3:44 left in the Miami Heat’s 93-79 game one victory over the Boston Celtics, LeBron finally showcased the swagger (forgive me for applying the most annoyingly overused term in modern sports dialect) that is expected from the world’s best basketball player.

After out-hustling Kevin Garnett for an offensive rebound late in the contest, LeBron quickly went back up with it before being hammered from behind by Garnett. In typical Garnett fashion, Garnett then tried to stand as close to LeBron as possible, and proceeded to give him one of his infamous stare downs. In previous instances, I feel LeBron would have simply attempted to walk away and play the role of the politically correct, overly calculated Good Samaritan that he has always tried to be. Last night was different. Finally.

As Garnett crowded him, LeBron stood his ground, palmed the ball, looked up at the crowd and cried out, “Yeaaa, Yeaaa, Yeaaah” in a tone only an annoying younger sibling could imitate. As bothersome as his taunts likely were, LeBron then further poured salt in the wounds by reaching the ball out past Garnett’s face and held it there as a referee hustled over. Just as the official reached for the outstretched ball, cameras caught LeBron rolling his eyes towards Garnett and smiling a big, shit-eating grin.

After a night when LeBron put up 32 points and 13 rebounds, this is exactly how LeBron should have acted. There is no secret that Michael Jordan and Larry Bird were two of the most notorious trash talkers in the history of the NBA. Both of those players displayed swag long before the term had saturated thousands of rap songs. Each of those players had a supreme confidence about their abilities and weren’t afraid to let others around them know it.

Up until this point of his career, LeBron has always seemed to strive to be universally liked by everyone. Big fake hugs, big fake smiles, and big playoffs failures have been the most memorable moments of his career. Oh yeah – those, and his unforgettable lapse in judgment making ‘The Decision’ in front of a national television audience. But even at his low points, LeBron seemed to always think he was doing the right thing. What LeBron has never seemed to realize, is that more than anything, people just want him to be real.

Last night, as he stood there holding his ground against one of the game’s biggest bullies, LeBron was finally real. For the first time, LeBron acted as if he was the best player in the game. His subtle taunts were his way of saying, “How’s that taste, Kevin? You’re in deep shit now.” As much as Garnett probably wanted to say something in response, he simply couldn’t. Last year, the Heat thumped the Celtics in five easy games and this year looks to be no different. Stealing a page out from the Celtic’s blueprint for success, one that involves multiple superstars coming together to win a title, LeBron and Wade have seemed to take the strategy to another level. While the Big 3 of Boston were at the tail end of their primes when they joined forces, LeBron and Wade are dead-smack in the middle of theirs.

LeBron’s casual, confident roll of the eyes seemed to say many things at once- “I’m just too good for you bud, and there ain’t shit you can do about it.” “Bully me? Stop it… Scoreboard.”  “You see that Kevin? That’s your window closing… and Wade and I are slamming it shut.” But most importantly, it seemed to say, “I know you’ve got your ring, but now it’s my turn.”

You see, LeBron has been the best player in the NBA for quite sometime now. That should not be forgotten simply because he lacks a championship ring. Up until last year, LeBron had some of the most ragtag supporting casts in the history of his NBA. But you ask, ‘What about last year?!?’ You mean, the first year of his career when LeBron had any sort of supporting cast, and came within two victories of a championship? Yeah, not too shabby… In the quick-fix culture that we live in today, people expect instant results – ‘Just throw superstars together and a title should pop out’. But in reality, it takes time to develop the necessary ‘chemistry and feel’ throughout championship teams. We must accept the Celtics’ 2008 title was an aberration, not the norm. Within the next week or two, the Heat will likely be making their second finals appearance in Wade and LeBron’s second season together. 2 for 2… that’s not too shabby.

But you know what is the scariest thing of all? Despite what his hairline may lead you to believe, LeBron is only 27 years old.

How many MVP’s did Michael Jordan have at age 27? One. LeBron? Three.

Finals appearances for Jordan? Zero. LeBron? Two already, and likely three.

Titles for Jordan? Zero. LeBron? Zero, but possibly one.

LeBron has been the best, and will be the best, for quite sometime. While he doesn’t necessarily need to play the role of a villain, LeBron definitely shouldn’t feel like he has to be loved by everyone. I hope someone finally told him that over the long haul, just being real will do more for his likeability than 10,000 well-calculated moments ever could. For me, last night was a long overdue start. That’s that.